OFFICIAL HYPE PROMO VIDEO

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Autoplay = mandatory hype.

Prestigious Awards™

The Leaky Seal award™ — first to break the seal (fat piss champion)
The Chunder Warrior — first to chunder
The Participation Spoon — drinks the least
The People's Choice — decided by popular vote
The Bank of England — spends the most
The Clarence Claymore Award — for getting injured in the pursuit of greatness

The King makes one new rule per bar. Rules stack all night.

The Lawyer enforces breaches. Break one? Draw a card.

2: Next drink must be soft because you suck.
3: Buy the person to your left a shot.
4: Ask staff for directions to the bar you're currently in.
5: Steal a glass and keep it for the night.
6: Drink only with off hand; draw again if you fail before end of pint.
7: Buy a drink for the person to your right.
8: Next drink chosen by suit: hearts tequila, diamonds rum, spades gin, clubs whisky.
9: Pub quiz question: wrong = shot, right = nominate shot victim.
10: You have 10 seconds to finish your drink or draw again.
Jack: You are the Lawyer. Record and enforce rules.
Queen: You are the Queen. Cocktails only; others buy until replaced.
King: You are the King. Add one cumulative rule at each new bar.
Ace: Have an alcoholic shot with Jacob.
Red Joker: No shoes until the next bar.
Black Joker: Carry Jacob to the next bar.

Current pub: Unknown

Next pub: Unknown